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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2024 23:20:27 GMT
Never EVER use a razor (especially a cheap one) to shave your backside hairs. EVER. I did it yesterday and I cut myself so bad (thankfully not in a really sensitive area) I was gushing blood for a good twenty minutes.
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Post by UncleDeadly on Jan 21, 2024 0:26:54 GMT
Never EVER use a razor (especially a cheap one) to shave your backside hairs. EVER. I did it yesterday and I cut myself so bad (thankfully not in a really sensitive area) I was gushing blood for a good twenty minutes. You're a MAN! Never EVER shave below the chin..! ...and for god's sake don't do your balls next..! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2024 14:50:31 GMT
Never EVER use a razor (especially a cheap one) to shave your backside hairs. EVER. I did it yesterday and I cut myself so bad (thankfully not in a really sensitive area) I was gushing blood for a good twenty minutes. You're a MAN! Never EVER shave below the chin..! ...and for god's sake don't do your balls next..! Thanks for the advice. Definitely won't be going for the balls. Just the thought of getting a nick down there makes me want to faint. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2024 14:52:10 GMT
References are always the worst part of an assignment. I've been doing uni work for over five years and I still can't do them properly.
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Post by Brian MK.II on Jan 22, 2024 0:18:53 GMT
Never EVER use a razor (especially a cheap one) to shave your backside hairs. EVER. I did it yesterday and I cut myself so bad (thankfully not in a really sensitive area) I was gushing blood for a good twenty minutes. You're a MAN!  |
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Post by UncleDeadly on Jan 22, 2024 20:29:48 GMT
God, it's like Muddy Waters never died, isn't it..? Of course, we know he'd just shaved his balls... |
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Post by iank on Jan 24, 2024 20:28:54 GMT
Mine neither.
"If x=y and z-c, what is a c*nt?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2024 22:44:21 GMT
Mine neither. "If x=y and z-c, what is a c*nt?" I mean, how that's shit going to help anyone in the slighest? I'm probably going to be stacking shelves anyway. |
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Post by iank on Jan 28, 2024 7:30:17 GMT
Been off the net for three days. Cyclone came Thursday night. No property damage thank f*ck bar a few plants leaning more than they did, but it knocked the electricity out from midnight Thursday to just now.
Absolute hell on earth is three days in Townsville in the middle of summer with no fans or air conditioning. Thursday night wasn't bad as I'd had it on for two hours anyway so I slept fine, but got about 4 hours sleep Friday night and barely 2 last night. Absolutely unbearable. Everything in fridge and freezers ruined too, milk (incl one full 2 litre unopened), six iced coffees, pizzas, pies, cheese, eggs, ham.. What an effing performance. I've been living off lukewarm pepsi and lukewarm cordial with lukewarm water. Too late to go to the shops today now too. Thank Christ its back though, it was looking like another night of it, bugger me no!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2024 9:27:37 GMT
Been off the net for three days. Cyclone came Thursday night. No property damage thank f*ck bar a few plants leaning more than they did, but it knocked the electricity out from midnight Thursday to just now. Absolute hell on earth is three days in Townsville in the middle of summer with no fans or air conditioning. Thursday night wasn't bad as I'd had it on for two hours anyway so I slept fine, but got about 4 hours sleep Friday night and barely 2 last night. Absolutely unbearable. Everything in fridge and freezers ruined too, milk (incl one full 2 litre unopened), six iced coffees, pizzas, pies, cheese, eggs, ham.. What an effing performance. I've been living off lukewarm pepsi and lukewarm cordial with lukewarm water. Too late to go to the shops today now too. Thank Christ its back though, it was looking like another night of it, bugger me no! Jeez. I'm relieved for you that it's over. We had really strong winds over here last week but that was about it. Three days without electricity would finish me off. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2024 12:03:04 GMT
Been off the net for three days. Cyclone came Thursday night. No property damage thank f*ck bar a few plants leaning more than they did, but it knocked the electricity out from midnight Thursday to just now. Absolute hell on earth is three days in Townsville in the middle of summer with no fans or air conditioning. Thursday night wasn't bad as I'd had it on for two hours anyway so I slept fine, but got about 4 hours sleep Friday night and barely 2 last night. Absolutely unbearable. Everything in fridge and freezers ruined too, milk (incl one full 2 litre unopened), six iced coffees, pizzas, pies, cheese, eggs, ham.. What an effing performance. I've been living off lukewarm pepsi and lukewarm cordial with lukewarm water. Too late to go to the shops today now too. Thank Christ its back though, it was looking like another night of it, bugger me no! Actually, no, I'm not sorry. I think that's divine retribution for you uploading that "Is the Davison era a bit crap" video on your YouTube channel. You'll think twice next time |
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Post by iank on Jan 28, 2024 21:06:44 GMT
lols
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Post by iank on Jan 28, 2024 21:07:17 GMT
Been off the net for three days. Cyclone came Thursday night. No property damage thank f*ck bar a few plants leaning more than they did, but it knocked the electricity out from midnight Thursday to just now. Absolute hell on earth is three days in Townsville in the middle of summer with no fans or air conditioning. Thursday night wasn't bad as I'd had it on for two hours anyway so I slept fine, but got about 4 hours sleep Friday night and barely 2 last night. Absolutely unbearable. Everything in fridge and freezers ruined too, milk (incl one full 2 litre unopened), six iced coffees, pizzas, pies, cheese, eggs, ham.. What an effing performance. I've been living off lukewarm pepsi and lukewarm cordial with lukewarm water. Too late to go to the shops today now too. Thank Christ its back though, it was looking like another night of it, bugger me no! Jeez. I'm relieved for you that it's over. We had really strong winds over here last week but that was about it. Three days without electricity would finish me off. I think another night of it (with no sleep) might have done so! |
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Post by iank on Feb 5, 2024 21:28:57 GMT
Usually helps to get a girl first.  Looks like I may have sold my house already after just three days. Got a very good offer, just waiting till the end of today as a few others may make offers too. But looking very positive. |
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Post by Spark Doll King on Feb 6, 2024 19:49:35 GMT
Usually helps to get a girl first. Looks like I may have sold my house already after just three days. Got a very good offer, just waiting till the end of today as a few others may make offers too. But looking very positive. Hope that all goes well for you. Don't know what it's like down under but selling a house in the uk is a massive pain in the arse. |
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