Post by Bernard Marx on Mar 16, 2021 17:55:44 GMT
Thought I'd make an expanded version of this after my original poll sadly got taken down from the other board, even if it was replicated on here before without a poll. Which one of these mendacious and malicious machiavellians is the most contemptuous?
Is it David Cameron, the renowned Etonian pig-shagger, who instigated five years of unrelenting austerity on UK public services before buggering off after he lost his own gamble on the future of the UK? A man so out of touch, he described his wife as "unconventional" on the grounds that she went to a day school, told the UK public to "hug a hoody", and seemingly eats hot dogs with a knife and fork?
Is it Iain-Duncan Smith, the man who ensured that the wellbeing of the disabled under Cameron's government was plunged to nil amidst imposing disability cuts, amidst furthering the narrative in Tabloid rags that the disabled, and those on benefits, were mere scroungers unworthy of help or care? And an opposition leader so bloody useless, he couldn't even scrape a mere term against the incumbent NuLabour government during the early 2000s.
Is it Nigel Farage, the opportunistic twat who lost to a man dressed as a dolphin, pointed fingers at migrants throughout his 2015 campaign and accused them of the main cause of AIDS and HIV in the UK as a means of gaining vapid jingoistic support amidst furthering his anti-Europe aspirations, only to sink into irrelevance after the Brexit vote and resort to starting new anti-lockdown political parties?
Is it Nick Clegg, the weaselly toad who promised to "keep promises" and represent a Keynesian system during his election campaign before sucking up to the twats at Whitehall and Cameron's ham-laden visage, and who managed to plummet the Lib Dems into abject political irrelevance from 57 to 8 seats after completely U-Turning on his Tuition Fee policy? God knows why he's now vice president of Facebook- he couldn't even keep his seat merely two years after he stepped down as Deputy Prime Minister!
Is it Theresa May, the PM who concocted the ingenious slogan of "Brexit means Brexit", who's 2017 manifesto was driven by the policy of "dementia tax" before getting her majority buggered in the arse by Corbyn, and who buggered off after completely bollocking Brexit up for two years?
Is it Jo Swinson, the Lib Dem leader who threw aside the prospect for a Government of National Unity purely for the sake of rejecting the prospect of a more Keynesian government (despite several Tory rebels already agreeing to compromise), who's entire campaign was predicated on identity politics and "breaking glass ceilings" (she'll press the nuclear button without any hesitation and she'll predicate the rich over the downtrodden at every opportunity via the upholding of neoliberal values- but she's a woman, right?) and who's ambitions were to land herself within a Tory Coalition even after pledging herself as leader of the "Anti-Brexit" party?
Is it Boris Johnson, a liar so compulsive to the extent where he was sacked from the Times in 1988 for fraudulent information, sacked from Michael Howard's shadow cabinet for lying, claimed he was for staying in the single market before becoming a spearhead in the Leave campaign, claimed that leaving the EU was equivocal to providing £350 million a week to the NHS, claimed he would run for PM before suddenly backing down, described the incumbent Labour Leader and his spending plans for hospitals in an approved Telegraph article as "Stalinist" (see Peter Oborne's "Assault on Truth" for more information) despite having since disregarded the disabled and those in care homes as idled amidst the COVID crisis, who's party was the architect during the 2019 election of the fake Twitter account "FactCheckUK" and whom tried to portray the image of a sick child in a hospital ward as "staged", before completely buggering the country over in his appalling handling of COVID?
Is it Keir Starmer, the incumbent Labour Leader who has continually failed to hold the government to account to the extent where he remains 13 points behind in the polls ("any other leader would be 20 points ahead"- isn't that right, Tony?), who has refused to call for the resignation of either Matt Hancock for breaking the law or Cressida Dick (despite having fired a left-wing Labour MP in the past for retweeting an Independent article- funny, that), has obfuscated and attempted to conceal the findings of a Leaked Report outlining overt abuse within the party against left-leaning MPs and members (not to mention staff sitting on cases of AS in order to discredit the party and being dismayed at the party doing well in 2017, as outlined in said report), and whom exhibits the charisma and character of a Cyberman with the voice of Alan Partridge?
Is it Michael Gove, the snarky twat who stabbed Cameron in the back amidst the Referendum only to immediately stab Boris Johnson in the back come the 2016 Leadership challenge, who described journalistic enquiries about the mistreatment of hospitals as a "polemical case", and whom altered the grading system at schools to further undermine the disadvantaged purely to give his own kids a better shot?
Is it Nicky Morgan, who similarly preferred that schools be universally reformed into "academies" for the sake of benefiting her corporate lawyers whilst leaving teachers in the lurch with little consultations, before proclaiming that the arts were insignificant and redundant when compared to the businessman and the manufacturer?
Or is it Priti Patel, the psychopathic nutcase desperate to resurrect the death penalty via hanging, and whom has since attempted to erode any means of protest via a recent Tory bill? (Honestly, why do we keep voting these wankers in?)
Too many wankers to count. I'd be here all day outlining them all. Regardless, the choice is yours!
I need to focus on something else after this.
Enjoy the following videos of some of the massive wankers mentioned above here:
Is it David Cameron, the renowned Etonian pig-shagger, who instigated five years of unrelenting austerity on UK public services before buggering off after he lost his own gamble on the future of the UK? A man so out of touch, he described his wife as "unconventional" on the grounds that she went to a day school, told the UK public to "hug a hoody", and seemingly eats hot dogs with a knife and fork?
Is it Iain-Duncan Smith, the man who ensured that the wellbeing of the disabled under Cameron's government was plunged to nil amidst imposing disability cuts, amidst furthering the narrative in Tabloid rags that the disabled, and those on benefits, were mere scroungers unworthy of help or care? And an opposition leader so bloody useless, he couldn't even scrape a mere term against the incumbent NuLabour government during the early 2000s.
Is it Nigel Farage, the opportunistic twat who lost to a man dressed as a dolphin, pointed fingers at migrants throughout his 2015 campaign and accused them of the main cause of AIDS and HIV in the UK as a means of gaining vapid jingoistic support amidst furthering his anti-Europe aspirations, only to sink into irrelevance after the Brexit vote and resort to starting new anti-lockdown political parties?
Is it Nick Clegg, the weaselly toad who promised to "keep promises" and represent a Keynesian system during his election campaign before sucking up to the twats at Whitehall and Cameron's ham-laden visage, and who managed to plummet the Lib Dems into abject political irrelevance from 57 to 8 seats after completely U-Turning on his Tuition Fee policy? God knows why he's now vice president of Facebook- he couldn't even keep his seat merely two years after he stepped down as Deputy Prime Minister!
Is it Theresa May, the PM who concocted the ingenious slogan of "Brexit means Brexit", who's 2017 manifesto was driven by the policy of "dementia tax" before getting her majority buggered in the arse by Corbyn, and who buggered off after completely bollocking Brexit up for two years?
Is it Jo Swinson, the Lib Dem leader who threw aside the prospect for a Government of National Unity purely for the sake of rejecting the prospect of a more Keynesian government (despite several Tory rebels already agreeing to compromise), who's entire campaign was predicated on identity politics and "breaking glass ceilings" (she'll press the nuclear button without any hesitation and she'll predicate the rich over the downtrodden at every opportunity via the upholding of neoliberal values- but she's a woman, right?) and who's ambitions were to land herself within a Tory Coalition even after pledging herself as leader of the "Anti-Brexit" party?
Is it Boris Johnson, a liar so compulsive to the extent where he was sacked from the Times in 1988 for fraudulent information, sacked from Michael Howard's shadow cabinet for lying, claimed he was for staying in the single market before becoming a spearhead in the Leave campaign, claimed that leaving the EU was equivocal to providing £350 million a week to the NHS, claimed he would run for PM before suddenly backing down, described the incumbent Labour Leader and his spending plans for hospitals in an approved Telegraph article as "Stalinist" (see Peter Oborne's "Assault on Truth" for more information) despite having since disregarded the disabled and those in care homes as idled amidst the COVID crisis, who's party was the architect during the 2019 election of the fake Twitter account "FactCheckUK" and whom tried to portray the image of a sick child in a hospital ward as "staged", before completely buggering the country over in his appalling handling of COVID?
Is it Keir Starmer, the incumbent Labour Leader who has continually failed to hold the government to account to the extent where he remains 13 points behind in the polls ("any other leader would be 20 points ahead"- isn't that right, Tony?), who has refused to call for the resignation of either Matt Hancock for breaking the law or Cressida Dick (despite having fired a left-wing Labour MP in the past for retweeting an Independent article- funny, that), has obfuscated and attempted to conceal the findings of a Leaked Report outlining overt abuse within the party against left-leaning MPs and members (not to mention staff sitting on cases of AS in order to discredit the party and being dismayed at the party doing well in 2017, as outlined in said report), and whom exhibits the charisma and character of a Cyberman with the voice of Alan Partridge?
Is it Michael Gove, the snarky twat who stabbed Cameron in the back amidst the Referendum only to immediately stab Boris Johnson in the back come the 2016 Leadership challenge, who described journalistic enquiries about the mistreatment of hospitals as a "polemical case", and whom altered the grading system at schools to further undermine the disadvantaged purely to give his own kids a better shot?
Is it Nicky Morgan, who similarly preferred that schools be universally reformed into "academies" for the sake of benefiting her corporate lawyers whilst leaving teachers in the lurch with little consultations, before proclaiming that the arts were insignificant and redundant when compared to the businessman and the manufacturer?
Or is it Priti Patel, the psychopathic nutcase desperate to resurrect the death penalty via hanging, and whom has since attempted to erode any means of protest via a recent Tory bill? (Honestly, why do we keep voting these wankers in?)
Too many wankers to count. I'd be here all day outlining them all. Regardless, the choice is yours!
I need to focus on something else after this.
Enjoy the following videos of some of the massive wankers mentioned above here:
