60's Stories SECOND HEAT Poll(2 of 3) Hit Dat Mommas Ass!

[RobFilth]

Okay Blud, lissun up good.

You guys were f*ckin me up bad dat last poll wid dat shit Web Planet ting y'all pulled on me. Stressin your main man right out bustin ma fokkin polls like dat. Yo Momma be cussin you innit, ya wikked man.

Not jus dat, but there were WAY too many votes last poll too, I dunno if some of youse are cheatin deez dam tings but I may have to raise the threshold of how many votes qualifying stories need to get troo to the next round. Udderwise NUTTIN gets eliminated, you gets me bro?

Shit man, youse bad mans putting me under some sewious fokkin pressures here's!

So lissun up good Brudders. Dis IZ da deal now, don't let me down on dis, bustin up no polls no more. Play nice wid da main man.

You get THREE votes, and three votes only. The stories which get through to the next semi-final will have to get at least THREE votes each to qualify cos dis two votes ting just ain't workin no more. Y'hear wot I'm sayin?

Now don't let me down on dis one bad man, do your shit an' GET VOTIN'! MASH THE TING!

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Masterplan/Moonbase/Power 

[RobFilth]

My Man here is WELL pleased dat you brudders FINALLY seem to be gettin da hang of dis votin' shit ting an doin' tings PROPER at last!

Now don't none of youse suddenly be doin' a Web Planet dam fool ting on me again, an' fokkin piling on dat dare Myth Makers or nuttin, or some sewious stressin' will be applyin' to the Main Man for rrrarsin up mi dam fokkin polls again. Ya bad, bad wikked men.

[RobFilth]

If Evil of the Daleks is to make it through to the semi's, it needs someone to give it another vote or it's mashed out the ting.

Jus' sayin'

[RobFilth]

Okay, I'm gonna be movin' on wid the final second heat poll soon, but just givin' a heads up to youse Jokers that dis is the FINAL warning.

If Evil Of The Daleks don't get no third vote when I come to do the semi's, then it's mashed right out, back to it's Mommas house and don't get in no dam blast finals.

I've been too nice to you Blud's, tried to be understandin', but if Evil don't make the grade of three votes den it's out, and I don't want no cussin or fussin about it not bein' in the semi's okay? Because I won't be heedin' to none of yo pleadin'!

I been the nice guy here for too long, let you bad men fokk up too many of my dam polls.

Well no more, y'hear. Dis man is gonna start being brutal an' not takin dis shit no more.