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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2021 13:00:13 GMT
Does anyone like sticking a finger up their butt? It feels so squishy up there and once you find the prostate and stimulate it then you're in for a treat. One of the best things I've experienced is having an orgasm while my finger is up there. Your butthole will open and close around your finger as you cum which feels AMAZING.  |
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Post by Bernard Marx on Nov 10, 2021 13:14:36 GMT
I imagine Cameron pulled that exact face after he encountered that pig. Sat by an Oxbridge dinner table accompanied by several unbelievably hammered students, with George Osborne and Michael Gove shouting "COME ON, DAVE- PUT IT IN!" while Boris Johnson glares at the scene with sheer cluelessness.  All I can do is think of Uncle Monty's reiteration in Withnail and I: "We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour". Meanwhile, when it comes to Doctor Who, this is about as close as David Cameron gets to it: |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2021 13:40:49 GMT
I imagine Cameron pulled that exact face after he encountered that pig. Sat by an Oxbridge dinner table accompanied by several unbelievably hammered students, with George Osborne and Michael Gove shouting "COME ON, DAVE- PUT IT IN!" while Boris Johnson glares at the scene with sheer cluelessness. All I can do is think of Uncle Monty's reiteration in Withnail and I: "We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour". Meanwhile, when it comes to Doctor Who, this is about as close as David Cameron gets to it: Spit on your finger and rub your butthole before you decide to stick it in. It slides in nicely when it's wet. I tried to stick a deodorant can in there once but my arse wouldn't gape wide enough for it to fit. Shame really. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2021 17:05:24 GMT
One thing I love to do is to smell the precum on the head of my penis. I pull back the foreskin, put my finger on the head and then put it to my nose, smelling the gorgeous scent of early semen. I can't describe the smell of it exactly, but it's very arousing.
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Post by burrunjor on Nov 12, 2021 17:07:09 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2023 22:06:29 GMT
Underrated thread and quite relevant if you keep up with politics |
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Post by Brian MK.II on Nov 19, 2023 22:41:15 GMT
Underrated thread and quite relevant if you keep up with politics Indeed. There is a recent uprising of people called David returning to their past work after years of plumbing new depths.  |
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Post by Bernard Marx on Nov 20, 2023 15:44:20 GMT
Underrated thread and quite relevant if you keep up with politics Indeed. There is a recent uprising of people called David returning to their past work after years of plumbing new depths. As bad as this looks, how much worse is it than what we're getting...?  |
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