Which companion would you most like to marry?

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Either Mel or Romana II. Mel would help me with my depression as well as keep me fit. She has an adorable personality too and I think we'd really enjoy sharing life together. Romana II would be an intellectually stimulating partner with a great sense of humour. 

[Platypus]

Adric.

He's the pur pur pur perfect man-boy for the true proletarian Workers Revolutionary to come home to after a hard days campaigning against those Bourgeoisie Bonapartist Lesbo fake left killjoys & demanding justice for the Polanski One. 

[Chris C.untrone]

Nov 9, 2021 18:34:03 GMT Platypus said:

Adric.

He's the pur pur pur perfect man-boy for the true proletarian Workers Revolutionary to come home to after a hard days campaigning against those Bourgeoisie Bonapartist Lesbo fake left killjoys & demanding justice for the Polanski One. 

Most indubitably, my *young* apprentice! The Doctor, Nyssa and Tegan behaved like interminable conservative bonapartist welfare statists in their attempts to stifle Adric's true ascent to emancipation in "Four to Doomsday".

Monarch would have abolished all consent laws before waging war on the existing left- perhaps his "whole new technology" would have vindicated Polanski via a rewrite of human history? The possibilities for emancipation are tantalising! 

Those mentally unstable reactionaries have no place in a proletarian movement!  

[iank]

Obviously Romana II. Though if she were to regenerate into a man that could be a bit unpleasent...

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Nov 9, 2021 20:29:22 GMT iank said:

Obviously Romana II. Though if she were to regenerate into a man that could be a bit unpleasent...

Well apparently, according to current era nutters, your a phobe of several kinds because your straight and would find your partner's sudden sex change an issue, just because your were born that way.

I swear there are some proper nutters out there, to have some of the people who have spent years fighting for their rights because they were born the way they were or should be free to chose the life that makes them happy, suddenly turn round and try to victimise straight people who, though no fault of their own, have no sexual attraction toward  a transgender person is the kind of thing that cuts away at my faith in humanity. 

Anyone none as I'm already happily married. 

[burrunjor]

Nov 9, 2021 18:58:46 GMT @chrisc*ntrone said:

Nov 9, 2021 18:34:03 GMT Platypus said:

Adric.

He's the pur pur pur perfect man-boy for the true proletarian Workers Revolutionary to come home to after a hard days campaigning against those Bourgeoisie Bonapartist Lesbo fake left killjoys & demanding justice for the Polanski One. 

Most indubitably, my *young* apprentice! The Doctor, Nyssa and Tegan behaved like interminable conservative bonapartist welfare statists in their attempts to stifle Adric's true ascent to emancipation in "Four to Doomsday".

Monarch would have abolished all consent laws before waging war on the existing left- perhaps his "whole new technology" would have vindicated Polanski via a rewrite of human history? The possibilities for emancipation are tantalising! 

Those mentally unstable reactionaries have no place in a proletarian movement!  

From what Mr Tardis tells me, Victoria should be on your list. 

I personally would have thought that most of the companions were too old for eh Marxist like you. 

[burrunjor]

Osgood of course. Beautiful, smart, cute, friendly, tries to see the good in everyone, brave, and an appreciation for sci fi classics. What more could you want?

[Chris C.untrone]

Nov 10, 2021 10:41:58 GMT burrunjor said:

From what Mr Tardis tells me, Victoria should be on your list. 

I personally would have thought that most of the companions were too old for eh Marxist like you. 

Ah, but given that she's female, she's no "Man-Boy", is she? This "Mr Tardis" sounds unfit for the cause. 

Age should not worry us. Via Monarch's "whole new technology", we can make Adric young again! He can be recreated in our own image, so that even amidst growing too old, he will remain unremittingly dedicated to the Proletarian cause and refuse to ever question us! Subservience is key to emancipation and freedom! 

And yes, I know that a perceived principle of left-wing thought is to question all forms of authority and hierarchal hegemony, but that's only according to the fake reactionaries. 

[burrunjor]

Nov 10, 2021 11:30:15 GMT @chrisc*ntrone said:

Nov 10, 2021 10:41:58 GMT burrunjor said:

From what Mr Tardis tells me, Victoria should be on your list. 

I personally would have thought that most of the companions were too old for eh Marxist like you. 

Ah, but given that she's female, she's no "Man-Boy", is she? This "Mr Tardis" sounds unfit for the cause. 

Age should not worry us. Via Monarch's "whole new technology", we can make Adric young again! He can be recreated in our own image, so that even amidst growing too old, he will remain unremittingly dedicated to the Proletarian cause and refuse to ever question us! Subservience is key to emancipation and freedom! 

And yes, I know that a perceived principle of left-wing thought is to question all forms of authority and hierarchal hegemony, but that's only according to the fake reactionaries. 

Mr Tardis is a smug, egotistical, narcissistic twat that is desperate to prove how much smarter he is than everyone else to the point where he spends his day bullying people online, so he does seem like ideal fodder for P-P-P-P-P Platypus, but I don't think that even he would be willing to lower himself to your standards just to seem like an intellectual. He's unfit for most things, but in this instance him being unfit for your cause is about the only compliment I can give him. 

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Definitely Mel. I'd enjoy it if she farted in bed and shoved my head under the covers. Sniff, sniff, yeah.


Waiting for Burrunjor's "you've gone too far" comment lol