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Post by Platypus on Mar 28, 2021 21:34:12 GMT
Wotcha Mates! And here we are on Series Nine already! Isn't it so EXCITING? You have three votes for what you consider to be the WORST stories out of this lot! Pur pur pur personally I really like the one with River Song! It was SO romantic, tears were rolling down my duckbill! But really chums, The Doctor is far too good for her anyway and should find himself another Man-Boy like Adric instead. Okay my fine forum friends, I will now leave you in pur pur pur peace to cast your THREE votes in this FANTASTIC pur pur pur poll! Cheerio Chums! Your friend, Pur pur pur pur pur Platypus!  |
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Post by iank on Mar 28, 2021 21:44:51 GMT
So much shite, so few votes. Went for the two specials and the massively overrated and insomnia-curing Heaven Sent, but this is another awful season. The only ones I can sit through at all are the UTL twoparter and the first 3 with Maisie.  |
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Post by RobFilth on Mar 28, 2021 21:53:42 GMT
Bloody stupid Platypus, it's "the Girl Who Died", not Girls!
Type the Titles up correctly on the next poll, or no more Cheese Pizza for you!
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Post by Platypus on Mar 28, 2021 21:54:37 GMT
Bloody stupid Platypus, it's "the Girl Who Died", not Girls! Type the Titles up correctly on the next poll, or no more Cheese Pizza for you!  |
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Post by Platypus on Mar 28, 2021 22:00:59 GMT
I'm still recovering from the experience. Pur pur pur please don't mention him to me again!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2021 22:01:42 GMT
Close your eyes, chuck a dart, and you know you'll hit something shite no matter what.
My 3 darts landed on River Song, Zygon, and Christmas shitcake.
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Post by burrunjor on Mar 28, 2021 22:10:01 GMT
The worst Dalek story by far, followed by Hell Bent, a shit fest that almost plums the depths of Death in Heaven. The fact that Moffhack got paid for this is a travesty. The fact that it was with the tax payers money makes me want the BBC flushed down the toilet along with Moffat's output since 2013. The River Song special meanwhile is overlooked in terms of how shit it is.
Has there ever been a more smug and annoying character than River? Has one man ever created so much shit in on series as Moffhack?
That's the thing I hate about Moffhack. His stories aren't just stupid, but pretentious as f*ck as well.
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Post by RobFilth on Mar 28, 2021 23:05:02 GMT
Has one man ever created so much shit in on series as Moffhack? Fathead? Chinballs? They all seem as shit as one another to me. |
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Post by mott1 on Mar 29, 2021 6:24:09 GMT
The worst Dalek story by far, followed by Hell Bent, a shit fest that almost plums the depths of Death in Heaven. The fact that Moffhack got paid for this is a travesty. The fact that it was with the tax payers money makes me want the BBC flushed down the toilet along with Moffat's output since 2013. The River Song special meanwhile is overlooked in terms of how shit it is. Has there ever been a more smug and annoying character than River? Has one man ever created so much shit in on series as Moffhack? That's the thing I hate about Moffhack. His stories aren't just stupid, but pretentious as fokk as well. It takes a perverse sort of skill to create two equally shit characters as River Song and Clara. But each showrunner created the same kind of companions again and again. With RTD it was young girls making gooey eyes at the Doctor and with Moffat it was smug, know-it-all, 'I'm better than all of you' characters like those two, designed simply to 'upset the patriarchy'. |
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Post by burrunjor on Mar 29, 2021 8:08:15 GMT
Has one man ever created so much shit in on series as Moffhack? Fathead? Chinballs? They all seem as shit as one another to me. Chibnall I would agree except that thankfully his era won't last as long and he was also following Moffhacks lead with the gender bending Time Lords and all change is good crap. RTD I'm sorry wasn't on a par with either of them. I didn't like how he wrote the Doctor as a more conventional super hero, and I think he got too self indulgent, but RTD didn't smash the entire show to bits. Matt Smith shows that it was possible to go back the way, and RTD in contrast to Moffhack and Chinballs didn't do a prequel series to explore the Doctors origins, and didn't gender bend the hero. Sure he's had to toe the party line on those things now, but when he was actually in charge at least Davies didn't smash everything in the show to bits. That's the worst thing about Moffhack. In 2013 it could have been a real return to form. We had Peter Capaldi in the role as an older, more serious Doctor, Gallifrey was back and so the Doctor was no longer the last of his kind. It could have been a real way to go back to Classic era stories about monsters on other planets, sci fi at the forefront, alien invasions etc. Moffhack however then went deeper into the abyss with destroying the Master, making the gender bending crap canon and starting a trend where writers are obsessed with smashing up the shows past like Hellbent rather than in telling new stories. |
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Post by burrunjor on Mar 29, 2021 8:23:21 GMT
The worst Dalek story by far, followed by Hell Bent, a shit fest that almost plums the depths of Death in Heaven. The fact that Moffhack got paid for this is a travesty. The fact that it was with the tax payers money makes me want the BBC flushed down the toilet along with Moffat's output since 2013. The River Song special meanwhile is overlooked in terms of how shit it is. Has there ever been a more smug and annoying character than River? Has one man ever created so much shit in on series as Moffhack? That's the thing I hate about Moffhack. His stories aren't just stupid, but pretentious as fokk as well. It takes a perverse sort of skill to create two equally shit characters as River Song and Clara. But each showrunner created the same kind of companions again and again. With RTD it was young girls making gooey eyes at the Doctor and with Moffat it was smug, know-it-all, 'I'm better than all of you' characters like those two, designed simply to 'upset the patriarchy'. River Pong, Tasha Lame, Pissy Missy and his shitty version of Irene Adler are all the same shit character and story recycled four times. All of them start out as bad girls who attack the hero (an obvious author avatar for Moffhack.) In really sexual, over the top ways. (Poison kiss, whipping him etc.) They all however then get weak and reveal that they are actually in love with him. All end up in terrible danger and have to be saved by him and all the end up going good to be with him, but they never quite end up together. There are some differences sure, but it's the same shit done four times. I also think that the response to these characters proves what I have been saying that the feminists who pushed for a female Doctor cared more about taking roles away from men than they did in good female characters. Claudia Boleyn slated Moffat's version of Irene Adler. She said it was awful the way he had taken a previously interesting character and turned her into nothing more than the heroes love interest. She was of course right, but when that happened to the Master, suddenly Missy was the best Master since Delgado in her eyes? Anyone who didn't like Missy for the same reasons she hated Irene was a homophobic, misogynist. Clearly that was because Missy had A/ taken a role away from men and B/ set things up for a female Doctor. That's why I have such seething hatred for Missy. It's not just that she is crap, it's because the only reason she gets any praise is because of a political agenda and people scared of a political agenda. She could have given Capaldi a blow job on screen and Claudia Boleyn and the rest of the feminist "fans" would have said she channelled Delgado because of their agenda. Similarly these other fans who claim to be neutral but still say shit like "best since Delgado." Are clearly just scared as two secs later they'll call Roberts too campy. Ironically however they are being sexist as they are not holding a female character to the same standards as a male one. |
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Post by RobFilth on Mar 29, 2021 8:35:30 GMT
You didn't like it much then?
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Post by Bernard Marx on Jun 20, 2021 14:33:50 GMT
Voted for the unremittingly awful Dalek two-parter, The Girl who Died and Hell Bent. The Christmas Specials came remarkably close behind, however.
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