Series Six: Most Crap Story

[Platypus]

Wotcha Mates!

It's your very good friend pur pur pur Platypus back again with another pur pur pur Poll!!

This time we're on Series 6 where you have THREE votes to cast for the stories you consider to be the most crap!

Isn't that FANTASTIC?

Well, I have a bit of an odd story to tell you chums. Today when my mature friend Derek came to visit me, he was reading me what I thought was a very nice story entitled "Twinkylocks and the Three Bears" when he suddenly announced to me he was a "ChickenHawk"!!! 

Well I told him I wasn't a bird but a pur pur pur Platypus and we're mammals and suddenly he stuck a finger up my eggtube which made me come over all a dither and start laying eggs faster than a battery hen!

I'm not joking, there must have been several box loads all fire out in succession and enough to make several king-sized omelettes! 

Well I'm not inviting him back again in a hurry! The cheek of it! It was quite pur pur pur perplexing not to mention humiliating too! 

[RobFilth]

Platypus please!

There's a bit too much information there! If you could please concentrate on putting up the polls, no one is interested in your life story!

[Platypus]

Mar 27, 2021 13:43:48 GMT RobFilth said:

Platypus please!

There's a bit too much information there! If you could please concentrate on putting up the polls, no one is interested in your life story!

Charming!!

[Bernard Marx]

Mar 27, 2021 14:37:07 GMT Brian MK.II said:

Let's Kill The Series Hitler, Closing Time and Wedding Of Sliver Pong. 

So many contenders, although Impossible Astronaut, Girl Who Waited and The God Complex stand out and have aged well outside the rest of this p-p-p-pap series.

Yep, my sentiments exactly.

Let’s Kill Hitler, Closing Time and Wedding of River Song- all void of any merit whatsoever and easy choices for this poll.

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LKH/AGMGtW/tDW

[iank]

ACC, LKH and Closing Time.