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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2022 22:59:06 GMT
A thread dedicated to jokes so unfunny and rubbish that they become hilarious. Worst joke wins.
I'll start:
If they banned mining it would just go underground...
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Post by iank on Dec 3, 2022 3:03:14 GMT
Jodie Whittaker.  |
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Post by Spark Doll King on Dec 3, 2022 4:38:20 GMT
A man is about to be executed. He is asked if he has any final words. He says "Yes, just three".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2022 0:02:13 GMT
"Ask any of my women and they'll tell you that I'm a five times a night man, but then I've always had a weak bladder"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2023 21:40:34 GMT
If you're English and on holiday to a different country, say this to one of the local babes:
"Do you have any English in you? Do you want some?"
See what happens.
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Post by RobFilth on Mar 1, 2023 20:22:08 GMT
Q: Why did the Fly, fly?
A: Because the Spider, spider.
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Post by RobFilth on Mar 1, 2023 20:24:41 GMT
Q: What's white and climbs up a tree?
A: An energetic fridge
Q: What's red and crawls along the chip shop floor?
A: An abortion of chips.
Q: How do you unload a lorry full of babies?
A: With a pitchfork.
Q: What's red and travels at 100MPH down the M1?
A; A period on a motorbike
Q: What's big, round and dangerous?
A: A pregnant woman with an AK47
Q: What breakdances to strobe lights and is dangerous?
A: An epileptic with an AK47
Q: What is the defintion of "Confusion"?
A: 40 deaf, dumb and blind lesbians locked in a fish factory.
Sorry, these are pretty awful.
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Post by Brian MK.II on Mar 2, 2023 1:15:52 GMT
Q: Why did Connery sit on the bog?
A: He had no-where elshe to shit.
(Posted it before, but deleted it. Doesn't make it any less shit....)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2023 11:23:33 GMT
"They say sneezing is the closest thing to actually having an orgasm and I agree - I do both into my hanky"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2023 18:02:44 GMT
Q: What's white and climbs up a tree? A: An energetic fridge Q: What's red and crawls along the chip shop floor? A: An abortion of chips. Q: How do you unload a lorry full of babies? A: With a pitchfork. Q: What's red and travels at 100MPH down the M1? A; A period on a motorbike Q: What's big, round and dangerous? A: A pregnant woman with an AK47 Q: What breakdances to strobe lights and is dangerous? A: An epileptic with an AK47 Q: What is the defintion of "Confusion"? A: 40 deaf, dumb and blind lesbians locked in a fish factory. Sorry, these are pretty awful. That's the point of the thread. The crappier the better. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2023 0:15:35 GMT
Velcro. What a rip off!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2023 22:32:57 GMT
Exit signs, they're on the way out.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2024 13:04:28 GMT
"I can't decide whether a shovel or a pitchfork is the right tool for the job. It drives my wife mad. She reckons I should just use toilet paper like everyone else"
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Post by Cherry Pepsi Maxil on Nov 2, 2024 21:18:17 GMT
Your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Easter. Can I visit you between holidays?
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Post by Cherry Pepsi Maxil on Nov 14, 2024 20:46:11 GMT
Did I ever tell you all about a girlfriend I used to have called Halley who only came every 76 years?
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