Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2022 18:42:44 GMT
1) One Million BC 1940 - A dinosaur movie I can’t watch given the cavalcade of animal abuse in display. Aside from the lizards getting crap stuck to them, we’ve got lizards fighting, animals left to bleed out and die (possibly having its throat cut before hand), live feedings, a cow getting hit over the head, elephants with fur stuck to them, animals being hurt and left on sets that have been set in fire.
2) King Dinosaur - Same as above only a single poor iguana suffers the brunt of the abuse. The worse part is the awful fight scene between it and a small alligator, not only are they made to fight, they are deliberately held close to one another so they can bite eachother and worse the iguana gets its front leg death rolled, so it is forced to keep performing for the rest of the film with a very serious injury. It’s sick.
3) The Predator - it killed my love for two franchising cold blood with just how shite and disrespectful it was.
4) Halloween Resurrection - A total shitshow that enjoys pissing on the Halloween franchise.
5) Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - pretty much the embodiment of everything I hate about 2000 and 2010 creatures movies, a zero effort, pieces of shit I’d be embarrassed to scrape off my shoe. Low budget dose not mean no effort.
6) Massacre in Dinosaur Valley - an Italian jungle exploitation that’s average at best but gets this spot because there are no bloody dinosaurs. Lying bastards.
7) Raptor - it’s basically a Carnosaur, or at least some of its footage, recut with new scenes, worse actors and the most boring sex scene I’ve ever come across.
8) Piranha 3D & 3DD - total wastes of time, money and brain cells.
9) Godzilla’s Revenge - Easily the worst Godzilla movie ever.
10) Donnie Darko - f*cking boring.
2) King Dinosaur - Same as above only a single poor iguana suffers the brunt of the abuse. The worse part is the awful fight scene between it and a small alligator, not only are they made to fight, they are deliberately held close to one another so they can bite eachother and worse the iguana gets its front leg death rolled, so it is forced to keep performing for the rest of the film with a very serious injury. It’s sick.
3) The Predator - it killed my love for two franchising cold blood with just how shite and disrespectful it was.
4) Halloween Resurrection - A total shitshow that enjoys pissing on the Halloween franchise.
5) Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - pretty much the embodiment of everything I hate about 2000 and 2010 creatures movies, a zero effort, pieces of shit I’d be embarrassed to scrape off my shoe. Low budget dose not mean no effort.
6) Massacre in Dinosaur Valley - an Italian jungle exploitation that’s average at best but gets this spot because there are no bloody dinosaurs. Lying bastards.
7) Raptor - it’s basically a Carnosaur, or at least some of its footage, recut with new scenes, worse actors and the most boring sex scene I’ve ever come across.
8) Piranha 3D & 3DD - total wastes of time, money and brain cells.
9) Godzilla’s Revenge - Easily the worst Godzilla movie ever.
10) Donnie Darko - f*cking boring.