Humanity peaked here

[rushy]

I don't think we're topping Alexandra Daddario any time soon. Gawd-DAMN

[rushy]

[burrunjor]

Paloma Faith from the New York video cannot be topped. This is as beautiful as homo sapiens is ever going to get. 




Honestly what kind of tosser abandons Paloma for New York? I'd give up being the first man on Mars if I had an oversexed Paloma Faith waiting for me at home. 

[Genkimonk]

Sorry, but the Caucasian female form is vastly intherior to the beauty of the Asian form. For me, it's the eyes that truly get me.

[burrunjor]

Dec 13, 2023 5:08:15 GMT Genkimonk said:

Sorry, but the Caucasian female form is vastly intherior to the beauty of the Asian form. For me, it's the eyes that truly get me.

All women are just as beautiful in their own way. I think we only have preferences when it comes to celebs to be honest. If a gorgeous blonde with a small nose who was really cool and cute, was interested in me I'm not likely to tell her "NAH you need to be 6 foot 7 and have jet black hair and a nose you can joust with" LOL. I mean it would help, but that's not everything. 

Meanwhile East Asian women are absolutely gorgeous I do admit. One of my favourite pin ups and actresses is Maggie Cheung. She is just so f*cking hilarious. She always plays such numptys like in Police Story, Ice Man Cometh, even the Heroic Trio. She can do other parts, but she really excels in action and slapstick roles. Whether she beats people up or gets smacked around LOL, she's always entertaining. I think my favourite bit is in Police Story 2 when Jackie Chan lets her get on the plane by herself because he makes a mistake and when she comes back, f*ck is she pissed! She even follows him into the cubicle to berate him in front of his entire station. That scene always makes me piss myself laughing. 






Still that said I think Jewish women and black women were always my favourites growing up. 

Obviously Jewish women can look like anyone, but I meant the stereotypical look LOL. Jet black hair, slightly darker skin and a HUGE nose. To me that is the most beautiful type of woman there is. 

Stacey Solomon, Amy Winehouse (duh) Lisa Edelstein, Katey Sagal, all fit that look and all were at different points my biggest pin up as a teenager. 







I'm going to start a petition for the definition of cute in the English dictionary to just say "Stacey Solomon basically."






I was called the anti Mel Gibson for a reason LOL (though hilariously enough for all his anti semitism, Mel was one of the few celebs who spoke out against Ukraine.) 

Black women meanwhile have probably been consistently the most beautiful for me. I think it's their skin and hair. I LOVE afros. God damn it more black women need to wear them. I wish I could travel back to the 70s. Also I know it's a cliche but the sassy black woman is f*cking hysterical. It's on a par with Maggie Cheung's silly feisty routine in being so f*cking funny. 

This scene here is honestly one of the greatest comedy performances of all time. Everything from the way she eats the chicken noisely, to the way she picks a fight with everyone, to the way she says ShakAspeare, to the fact that she is watching Shakespeare in Love like it is a horror movie is f*cking hysterical. I couldn't breath from laughing so much when I first saw it. 




OUTTA MY FACE, OUTTA MY FACE, OUTTA MY FACE. Black women are the absolute queens when it comes to comedy. 

I've also been told I like tall women which definitely fits with big Fam and Alti, and women with round faces too, which I guess fits with Xena, Ingrid Oliver and before she disgusted me with her pro genocide stance Tulsi. 

Again though I think all of us only really have a type when it comes to celebs. Meet a girl who is nice and a good match and you're one lucky bastard. If she also like dominating you that's a bonus. A HUGE bonus, but a bonus nonetheless. 

[burrunjor]

I think this was Amy's best look. 

I LOVE the white tank top. It's like Leela from Futurama. I think you have to have the right personality to pull it off though. Strong and bolshy, but sensitive and such a huge softie around cute things they have to hug them. Basically Leela and Amy's personalities LOL. Then again maybe that's just because I associate that look with them? I hope Amy was a Futurama fan and that look came from Leela. She did love cartoons. Apparently she was a big fan of the DCAU Justice League and the Simpsons. One's a sci fi cartoon, another a comedy by Matt Groening, come on she had to have liked Futurama LOL.






f*ck Neil Patrick Harris. PS did anyone see RTD liking a comment from some "I want to speak to the manager" Doctor Who fan on insta asking him not to ever hire Helena Bonham Carter in order to ensure that DW remains a safe space for queer fans and actors, and Helena apparently is a TERF. 

Again why did this c*nt not get that treatment? It is such selective righteousness and as per usual the fandom commandants and elite get away with it. I hoped at least when the Giggle aired that his corpse cake would trend on twitter and there would be a backlash, but............ nothing. 

Instead he was embraced (I don't know why, as his performance was the usual Simm, Michelle Gomez, Sacha Dhawanesque "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH I'M SO CRAAAAAZZZZZYY I DANCE TO MODERN POP MUSIC LIKE SPICE GIRLS, SCISSOR SISTER, HEY MICKEY, BONEY M." Can't we have any other type of villain in New Who? Why do they take these cool, suave, manipulative villains and turn them into cheap Joker knock offs? )

Honestly it's depressing what hypocrites fandom are these days, and how they are able to blacklist talented actors and writers from the franchise, whilst celebrating people who've done worse shit. I do like Helena Bonham Carter and she would make an excellent villain. To be honest though she's well rid of DW at this point. It's a blight on your CV to be honest. 

[burrunjor]

You know who would have rocked the white tank top look? Mel C. She had the perfect personality for it. Sadly whilst she's worn many a tank top, they're always black or orange. I can't think of any video where she rocked that look. What a missed opportunity.

[burrunjor]

Pink is seriously sexy. She is like Xena, Gina Carano in that she just has this raw, animal sexiness that you can't resist. 



God damn! I mean seriously GOD DAMN! 




She rocks lots of looks in this video, but I like her dark hair the most. She looks like Xena with that dark fringe. That's how gorgeous she is. 




God damn I remember being so jealous of that guy she knocks off the bike at 1:20. That's a pretty good day's work for an extra! It made me want to take up Bike racing, but to I soon realised that I probably wasn't going to have a gorgeous amazon woman knock me off the bike, pin me down, strip me and start licking me all over. I'd most likely just crash and get brain damage, though given I don't have much a brain to begin with I probably would have been okay, but still. 

[burrunjor]

THE babe of 2023 has to be Paloma Faith. To be fair she was the babe of every year for me since 2009 LOL, but special shout out this year as she is proudly entering her MILF phase. (Her words NOT mine, though I agree. Well no I disagree that she is only entering it now. She was a MILF to me as soon as she became a mother haha, but I'm glad she is embracing it.)

 

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Dec 31, 2023 12:44:42 GMT burrunjor said:

THE babe of 2023 has to be Paloma Faith. To be fair she was the babe of every year for me since 2009 LOL, but special shout out this year as she is proudly entering her MILF phase. (Her words NOT mine, though I agree. Well no I disagree that she is only entering it now. She was a MILF to me as soon as she became a mother haha, but I'm glad she is embracing it.)

 

A MILF and a PAWG. My favourite combo 

[burrunjor]

I will say who the f*ck is Paloma Faith kidding saying that she's finally embracing her sex appeal? She's always been one of the sexiest people who has ever lived. She can't not be sexy. It's just who she is. She'll be a sexy babe when she is 101. 









I had a dream like this once LOL.

I remember she also did a video where she got naked. Sadly we didn't see anything, but I do remember one review saying this will probably please all of her young male fans. Speaking as a young male fan of hers at the time, I can tell you that review was 100 percent spot on!

[burrunjor]

Paloma was on the NYE big bash thing on ITV today. Good god was that show apart from Paloma absolute brain rotting, upper middle class, twee bollocks for morons. Hilariously they were shilling for Ukraine, a Nazi state, whilst throwing in a lot of woke shite. No mention of the genocide in Gaza mind you. Apparently talking about that horror would be anti semitic, but shilling for a state run by Nazi apologists isn't?

Pearl Mackie was also a nice surprise, but oh dear god I might have to watch End of Days twice to cleanse my brain. If it wasn't a woman as sexy and gorgeous as Paloma I wouldn't have even had it on in the background when I wrote. Paloma did promise a lot of MILF action and she didn't disappoint at least LOL.  

[burrunjor]

Saw the Faculty last night. Dear god is big Fam a babe. 



Typically she was also a big monster lady that wanted to shag and eat him at the same time LOL. 

Not sure who I prefer between her and Alti though? 



Hmm maybe I should see who's more badass to see who my favourite, amazonian, mature looking, dominatrix babe is? 

Famke has terrorised the following notable people on screen. 

Tortured Owen Wilson (and broke his heart and nearly cut his penis off.) 

Tortured Pierce Brosnan with her thighs.

Blown Patrick Stewart to a million pieces after making him her bitch.

Made Magneto her bitch too. 

Flayed Wolverine over and over again with her powers. 

Alti meanwhile has terrorised the following notable people. 

Beat the shit out of Xena and Gabrielle at the same time and made them her bitches. 

She also tortured Gabrielle to death on her own at a later date.

Stalked Eric Roberts and made his life a hell at the same time as she seduced him. 

Stabbed Karl Urban 10000 times and cut him to pieces (whilst she was on top of him shagging him. What a f*cking way to go!) 

She also tried to eat David Duchovny alive in The X-Files when she was the Jersey Devil. (To be fair Big Fam tried to eat lots of people in the Faculty too, but I'm going to give Alti extra points as when she tried to eat David Duchovny, she was playing an ordinary human, not an octopus from outer space!)

Sexiest way they've killed someone?

For Big Fam it would be humping that guy to death. 

For Alti it would be squeezing that guys stab wound whilst kissing him (which was near his balls so it looked like she squeezed his balls whilst shagging him until he died.) 

Most gruesome way they killed someone. 

For big Fam it has to be when she flayed that woman Clementine Chassaur alive in Hemlock Grove. Yeah seriously. Got to be the most brutal bit in it. 

Alti has to be having Xena shot with arrows, dragged by horses through Rome and then crucified (in an alternate world.) 

Overall I'm going to say Big Fam has killed/tortured more famous people and killed people in more horrible, spectacular ways like the flaying bit. I'm not sure what's worse mind you? Flaying or crucifiction, but the way it was done in Xena she was going to die in like a minute anyway, so yeah I'm going to say it Big Fam's is worse. Also Alti left that to her lackeys, where as Big Fam did the actual flaying herself! However sadly over the years Big Fam's played a few wimpy characters too. Her character in the Taken series is soooo wimpy, ineffectual and useless. I understand why she did that part to show she could do other roles, but it kind of undermined her badass image just a bit, so in that respect Alti, who even when her actress was playing a good character was still badass, like being Dolph Lundgrens girlfriend in Sweepers, or a robot babe in the Flash, or shooting a mutant mad man from a plane in The Hills Have Eyes 3 wins out in that respect.

I'd say they're tied.  

[iank]

I was more lusting after Jordana Brewster at the time (though she's even hotter in DEBS a few years later, going lesbo for Sara Foster. Quite right too).

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Jan 13, 2024 7:28:15 GMT iank said:

I was more lusting after Jordana Brewster at the time (though she's even hotter in DEBS a few years later, going lesbo for Sara Foster. Quite right too).

I don't really watch them, but Jordana Brewster is sizzling in those Fast and Furious movies.




As the teens say, she's well fit